Sleeping Pills

D: You're watching a movie, why did you take a sleeping pill?
Wife: You look like you've got a big, fluffy ponytail.
D: I do?
Wife: And there are all these people running around with swords.
D: Swords?
Wife: Yeah, little ones.

As if that wasn't enough, a few minutes later Wife was ready to have the laptop removed from the bed so she could fully sleep.

Wife: Where will I sleep?
D: Um, in the bed.
Wife: Yeeeeeah!
D: ...
Wife: There's a dog chasing you.